Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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