Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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