69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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