You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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