Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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