Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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