Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss Iβm golden
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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