Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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