She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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