If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it was like eating out sand paper
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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