try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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