how can u be prego again
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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