She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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