I puked a lego.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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