grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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