I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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