well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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