Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??