ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.