I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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