I'm really into asian looking animals
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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