Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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