Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
why is half of my head shaved?
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