So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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