went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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