you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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