A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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