so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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