I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first