I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?