Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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