At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm too high and old for this...
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize