Walk of Shame. In a state park.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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