seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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