Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Come on in and take your pants off
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