His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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