you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.