Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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