What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize