I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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