One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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