Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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