no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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