We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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