Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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