the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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