The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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