have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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