Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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