when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Send help, water and tortillas.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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