Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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