Buhtt sex?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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