I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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