Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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