i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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