508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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