So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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